"I'm only attracted to older women."
Silver-haired Suitor T-Shirts
Dress your silver-haired suitor in style with t-shirts that blend humor and charm. These tees celebrate their creative spirit with clever, amusing designs they’ll love to wear.
"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"
Silver Fox
International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing
'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'
Old Love
You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?
Antique silver
George Clooney.
People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.
I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!
Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'
Liv Ullmann
"You know you're getting old when you can find your way around all the local hospitals blindfolded."
"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."
Doris Day
Clark Gable
"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."
'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'
"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"
Late Bloomers
Olga Kurylenko
"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."
'She's 24'-24'-24' but she has BIG blue eyes.'
'She didn't say she'd go out with me, but she left the door open for further negotiations.'
girl asking her grey haired grandma about Parisian hair styles
Humphrey Bogart
Senior Pick-Up Lines
"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"
"I'm liver spot spice."
Confidences of a Mature Siren.
'Stop screaming at Kevin for using your silver quarter collection in the arcade. It's your fault for leaving it where he could find it.'
"Wow! I pray I look that good at sixty."
"I found the perfect guy on that dating site for seniors. We're so compatible. We take the same medications!"
James Stewart
Silver-haired Suitor T-Shirts Collection
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Silver-haired Suitor Prints
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