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'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"Things are looking up!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

I have a dream.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Hope of spring.

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Impulse dating. A really bad idea.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

The globe vaults over Covid-19

'Thank goodness we invested in long term bonds.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."