Hopeful Suitor Mugs

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Things are looking up!"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

I have a dream.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

The globe vaults over Covid-19

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

Hope of spring.

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Baseball teams have just opened their spring training camps! I love this time of year when anything is possible in the upcoming season. Maybe one day before the season ends, I'll be at the stadium and stand with the crowd as we anticipate the game's final out! I'll be thrilled if I go to a game and the catchers and home plate umpire are the only ones needing to wear a mask. This could be a special season. If things work out, fans everywhere will feel like winners no matter how their favorit

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Impulse dating. A really bad idea.

'Thank goodness we invested in long term bonds.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."