Silver-haired Acrobats Gifts

Late Bloomers

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Could you keep still?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Washing Line Walker

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Giraffe Portrait

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Circus Act

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

Fly Artist

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Information Tightrope.

"Support the head."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Missing you.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Old Love