Silver Generation Supporter Gifts

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Busking during a pandemic

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Trumpet and birds

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

caring for the elderly in Cuba

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"I increase my small pension by working as an expert on selling anti-incontinence products!"

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

'He's our new Geriatric specialist!'

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

"Ewww....Banana slug hammocks really cross me out."

Football Snail

"You say the nicest things. . . and perfectly sober as well."

Caveman invents car tire.

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

When Animals Grow Old...

"The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories."

Why garden slugs don't migrate south for the winter.