Silly Sense Of Humor Pillows

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'We're experiencing a combination of snow and hail...'

"Seriously...without dip?"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

"Very funny."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Whipping Cream

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Magnet at scrapyard

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't tell my kids that I'm actually made of money."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."