Silly Sense Of Humor Mugs

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Seriously...without dip?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

"Very funny."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

Magnet at scrapyard

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

Whipping Cream

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'How much is it doc?' 'Fif...fif...fif...seventy five dollars.'