Silly Goose Appreciators Pillows

Golden Egg.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

S**t Threw a Goose

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Goose escapes the tv.

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"We need 6 last meals over at table 9."

Finish Line

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

Honk if you're a goose.

Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...

'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Ok, ok, you can camp in the yard tonight.

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

A Victorian Cow

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

Goose

"Bring all the trash cans into my office. It's time for my lunch."

Duck Tape.

Goose dreaming

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

Goose Bus Driving South

'Tell him we'll pay his asking price if the goose stays.'

'He hasn't been the same since someone said 'boo!' to him...'

'BOO!'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

Mountain goat using tourists telescope.

Santa Claus and Old Mother Goose

"Oh, good. Here comes Daddy, to bring us to our senses."