Silly Cow Appreciator Pillows

A Victorian Cow

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Venus cow trap.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Kamikaze Colour

Police Cow!

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

COWMIKAZES

A Palindrome Cow.

'This is a real barnburner.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Dear Dairy

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

GLOO!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Things we need to acknowledge

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Triple Sock Cow

"Just when you think life can't get any worse."

Cows dancing at a n outdoor festival,

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Cow cartooning block.