Goose Collector Pillows

S**t Threw a Goose

Sauce for the Goose

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

I love bathtime.

Mummy?!

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

When lice dream.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Free Range Cows.

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Duck in a bathtub

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Children play with insects in power outages

Goose escapes the tv.