Goose Collector Mugs

S**t Threw a Goose

Sauce for the Goose

Ask me about my litter! !

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

I love bathtime.

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

Mummy?!

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

When lice dream.

Duck in a bathtub

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

Free Range Cows.

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"I'll have the computer running once I workout the bugs."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Children play with insects in power outages

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Goose escapes the tv.

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'