Silly Goose Appreciators Mugs

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

S**t Threw a Goose

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Goose escapes the tv.

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"We need 6 last meals over at table 9."

Finish Line

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'

A Victorian Cow

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...

Honk if you're a goose.

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

Goose

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

Goose Bus Driving South

Duck Tape.

Goose dreaming

"Bring all the trash cans into my office. It's time for my lunch."

'Tell him we'll pay his asking price if the goose stays.'

'He hasn't been the same since someone said 'boo!' to him...'

'BOO!'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

Mountain goat using tourists telescope.

"Honk if you know Jesus."

"Oh, good. Here comes Daddy, to bring us to our senses."

Santa Claus and Old Mother Goose