Old Mother Goose Admirer Mugs

Santa Claus and Old Mother Goose

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Sauce for the Goose

Goddess

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

Goose escapes the tv.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Golden Egg.

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

Ok, ok, you can camp in the yard tonight.

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Honk if you're a goose.

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

Goose

"This is my daughter's pet moose, Maxwell. Has anyone here seen him?"

'This peas porridge tastes like it's nine days old!'

Hooooooooooooonk. Woo-hoo! He saw us!

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

Goose Bus Driving South

'Tell him we'll pay his asking price if the goose stays.'

'He hasn't been the same since someone said 'boo!' to him...'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

'BOO!'