Mother Goose Enthusiasts Mugs

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Sauce for the Goose

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Vincent Van Goat.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

S**t Threw a Goose

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Excellent napkin.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Goose escapes the tv.

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

I lactate, therefore I am.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

'Yes, I know you're not a vet. But as you're a quack, I thought yo might be able to help.'