Godly Goose Groupies Mugs

"Honk if you know Jesus."

Golfing Bishop.

The Reaper's Arms

Father

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Golfing with God.

Canada Goose

Goblin.

Atlas holds up a football.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Gordon Gekko

Athena

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

Golden Egg.

Ok, ok, you can camp in the yard tonight.

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

'Here's the story of the sermon on the mount.'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

Duck Tape.

'Tell him we'll pay his asking price if the goose stays.'

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

The Goose that Laid the Golden Business Concept, tragically born years ahead of her time.

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

'...Five-second rule.'

Ceres

'Grog is happy to be named best dressed man of 10,000 B.C.'

'Oh no, quick! Turn off the lights... Pretend we're not home!'