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Santa Claus and Old Mother Goose

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Sauce for the Goose

Goddess

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Goose escapes the tv.

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

Honk if you're a goose.

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

Goose

Goose Bus Driving South

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'

'This peas porridge tastes like it's nine days old!'

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

'Tell him we'll pay his asking price if the goose stays.'

'He hasn't been the same since someone said 'boo!' to him...'

'BOO!'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."