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Everyone is Talking About Blockchain But No One Does Anything About Knowing What It Actually Is

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

U of Debt

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"She wishes to range free!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

The Great Leap Forward

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Police film evidence

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

Jack in the box on strike.

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."