Silent Treatment Expert Gifts

"Tree, would you please inform rock I'm not talking to him today."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Don't even think about it."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Mime marriage.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Mime father in the delivery room.

The Land Before Mimes.

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"...And now show us what you said."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

The Greatest Mime in the World

Quiet Quitting

"Cat got your tongue?"

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'Did he say anything before he died?'

When mimes make an appointment...

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"