Silent Treatment Expert Prints

"Tree, would you please inform rock I'm not talking to him today."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Don't even think about it."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

Mime father in the delivery room.

The Land Before Mimes.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Quiet Quitting

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"...And now show us what you said."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

The Greatest Mime in the World

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

When mimes make an appointment...

Mime supplies.

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"