Silent Performer Prints

If a Mime Falls In The Woods...

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

'Relax... good news, it's only laryngitis!'

"The Fifth Amendment may just have well have been written with my client in mind."

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

Mime telephone conversations.

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

Alphonse the mime is horrified to discover that he really is trapped inside a glass box.

'You have the right to remain silent...'

The Land Before Mimes.

'The nature of your crimes is unspeakable.'

'You have the right to remain silent...!'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Mime father in the delivery room.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Silent music

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.