Silent Performers Prints

"So far, open-mike night has not caught on."

The comfortable silence left the room the moment Mr. Giggles walked through the door.

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Mime Baby

The Land Before Mimes.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Mime father in the delivery room.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Mime supplies.

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

Silent music

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"We're having some marital issues... we hardly talk anymore!"

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'