Silent Sufferer Gifts

"Just so you know, I'm suffering in silence."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Mime father in the delivery room.

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

The Greatest Mime in the World

"...And now show us what you said."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Quiet Quitting

The men of your dreams

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

"They're on a silent retreat."

'Did he say anything before he died?'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

When mimes make an appointment...

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

'Modem Times,'

"People used to be more considerate."

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

Large Print Librarian.

St. Lukes Silent Order

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'I'm watching you.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Mime Artist's Driver