Silent Protestor Gifts

It turns out nobody has anything to say.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Trappist Monk Discord

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"I brought cocoa."

Local food for local consumption

Tempest in a Teapot

The Child and the Tank

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

A neutral observer.

Move Ahead with Basel III!

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Fishing for Peace.

Not So Lonely Anymore

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.'

Quiet!

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Large Print Librarian.

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

Rabbit Protest, No to a ban on fox hunting.

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

Post Office Worker.

Labour Protests.

Interior Monologuist