Silent Sufferer T-Shirts

"Just so you know, I'm suffering in silence."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Mime father in the delivery room.

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

The Greatest Mime in the World

The men of your dreams

"...And now show us what you said."

Quiet Quitting

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

When mimes make an appointment...

'Did he say anything before he died?'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Modem Times,'

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

"People used to be more considerate."

St. Lukes Silent Order

Large Print Librarian.

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'I'm watching you.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Mime Artist's Driver

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