Silent Rocker Gifts

Band aid

"This next one's another oldie."

Old rocker.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Ringo releases his latest record.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

The Land Before Mimes.

An amplified harp

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

Mime supplies.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Meat Loaf

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Silent music

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

Kissing bench with rockers

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

James Taylor

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

"The Fifth Amendment may just have well have been written with my client in mind."

Keith Richards

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven