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Band aid

Old rocker.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

An amplified harp

The Land Before Mimes.

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Silent music

Meat Loaf

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Modern Day Christmas Carolers

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

Kissing bench with rockers

James Taylor

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

"The Fifth Amendment may just have well have been written with my client in mind."

Keith Richards

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."