Silent Charmer T-Shirts

'So, still won't talk eh?'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Don't even think about it."

"Check out this new store."

You're the olive in my martini

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Hellbillies.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Ice skating

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'His mute button must be stuck.'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Guitars

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

Benny More

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"

"Gus don't do much talkin'. His interpretive dance does his talkin' for him."

"I thought you said his name was Mr Know-it-all?"

Seven Layers.

"You describe yourself in your resume as 'the strong, silent type.'"