Silent Charmer Gifts

'So, still won't talk eh?'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Don't even think about it."

You're the olive in my martini

"Check out this new store."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Hellbillies.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Ice skating

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'His mute button must be stuck.'

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"

Guitars

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"You describe yourself in your resume as 'the strong, silent type.'"

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'You have the right to remain silent...'

'We need to talk...'

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'