Signs Lover Pillows

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Beware of God"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"OK, what have you done?"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Happy Valentine!

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

'My member requires some interest.'

"I can't give you my love, but here's my fish."

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

'It must be love, when he kisses me, my heart quakes 5.7 on the richter scale.'

Petting in the park.

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

"The problem is, all I think about is sex, all you think about is amphimixis."

'Oh,Bobby, you silly thing - I didn't want the cheese that much!'

Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!

Town Hall sign says 'Enter Here for the Old Run Around.'

Letterbox runs away from man with parcel

Entering September

"What do my stars say today?"

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.