Signing A Contract Pillows

Don't forget to read the small print.

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

"It's normal to feel like you can't breath and your underwear's too tight. That's why they call it a binding contract."

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

Two men shaking hands while another man warns one man about it

'Now, if you'll just sign, initial and fist bump...'

'Third sentence, second one over...what does that word mean?'

Miss T-T

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'