Signing A Treaty Pillows

Locked Agreements

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Do it write the first time.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Don't forget to read the small print.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

3:00 pm - Meet the author

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.'

'Third sentence, second one over...what does that word mean?'

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

Meet the Oar-thor.

Ventriloquist's fete

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

Miss T-T

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.