Signature Sealer Gifts

"Signing in my presence isn't enough anymore. You have to sign while I'm in your personal space."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"You know, sometimes I don't think of us so much as dealers in stocks and bonds as dealers in dreams."

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"Can I borrow a pen?"

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Ventriloquist's fete

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed."

Dealmobile.

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

Seal hunting.

Another Big-Headed Cartoonist

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'We forgot to settle the signwriters bill after the last hospitality event.'