Deal Sealer Gifts

"You say it's a win-win, but what if you're wrong-wrong and it all goes bad-bad?"

Dealmobile.

'With this ringbinder, I thee wed.'

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

"You know, sometimes I don't think of us so much as dealers in stocks and bonds as dealers in dreams."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The president's men

A fight in the Boardroom.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

Do you want to win the game or my business?