Signal Light Savvy Pillows

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Private work adjustments

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Turning with mathematical precision.

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

No Hand Signals

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Try S instead of L."

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

"I just want to express more GO!"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

Church Parking

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'Landmark book deal.'

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

"Boss, why'd you post a sign out front that reads 'Please do not bring your guns into this establishment'?"

Ringing bell

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

'... Hunt? Runt? Grunt? Bunt? ... Bunt! He's telling the batter to bunt!'

So it's agreed then, we should move health and safety to the top of our agenda."