Okay, Ernie, tell me if my left turn indicator is on. Yes - No - Yes - No - Yes.
Signal Light Savvy Gifts
Are you searching for the perfect gift for someone who's obsessed with signal lights or has a keen interest in traffic and signaling? Our collection features playful, witty items that celebrate their passion while adding a bit of humor to their everyday routine. From quirky mugs to eye-catching art prints, you'll find something that resonates with their creative and signal light savvy spirit. These unique gifts are ideal for brightening their workspace or home with a dash of personality and clever design.
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
Old navy veteran 3rd base coach
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."
'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'
"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."
Private work adjustments
Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!
Turning with mathematical precision.
'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'
"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."
No Hand Signals
"Try S instead of L."
Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.
'Nice try, Mom! They're pinking shears.'
"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"
'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'
"I just want to express more GO!"
Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead
It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.
'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'
"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."
Church Parking
'Landmark book deal.'
'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'
Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "
Is he urging us to victory or telling us to "take five"? Rome.
'... Hunt? Runt? Grunt? Bunt? ... Bunt! He's telling the batter to bunt!'
"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"
"Boss, why'd you post a sign out front that reads 'Please do not bring your guns into this establishment'?"
So it's agreed then, we should move health and safety to the top of our agenda."
"No...his mobile network has gone down."
Ringing bell
'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'
Signal Light Savvy Gifts Collection
Signal Light Savvy Mugs
Explore our collection of signal light savvy mugs and bring humor and personality to their coffee breaks.
Signal Light Savvy Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring signal light themes that add humor and charm to any relaxing space.
Signal Light Savvy Prints
View our vibrant prints celebrating signal light savviness to brighten up their walls and showcase their unique hobby.
Signal Light Savvy T-Shirts
Discover our playful signal light savvy t-shirts, perfect for expressing their interest with style and wit.