Sign Stealer Gifts

Curve Ahead. A baseball team could steal that sign and let the batter know what pitch is coming next.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wok. Don't Wok.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Exit only.

Sometimes Y Turn

"Time for bed, guys."

Caution signs.

"Beware of God"

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Deer Cross Dressing.

'So who's smoking?'

Distance to horizon varies.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

No New Grammer Schools

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Chicken Road Crossing

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.