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"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Transylvanian backpackers.

World Tour.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Tourists and their Pets.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Motor Tourism

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Tourists in Egypt

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Travelling

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land