Sightseeing Strategist Mugs

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Transylvanian backpackers.

World Tour.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tourists and their Pets.

'It must be the dead sea.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Motor Tourism

Tourists in Egypt

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Travelling

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa