Sidewalk Dining Enthusiast Mugs

"This is our soft opening."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Pavement Artist

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Merger at 28th and Lex

'At least he's honest.'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'I hear they're really good.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

How was your hotdog?

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Happiness

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

Oysters in June - delicious!

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Joe Hundredaire

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

'Purpose of visit?'

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

Sal's Birthday Cart