Sidewalk Dining Enthusiast Gifts

"This is our soft opening."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Pavement Artist

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Merger at 28th and Lex

'At least he's honest.'

'I hear they're really good.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

How was your hotdog?

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Happiness

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

Oysters in June - delicious!

Joe Hundredaire

'Purpose of visit?'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

Sal's Birthday Cart