Side-stepping Specialist T-Shirts

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Office Park

Extra Long-jump

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Sidekick speed matching service.

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

Watch for Pedestrians.

'He's just two-stepped away from his desk for a moment.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

Folding Bike.

"I think I've just peaked!"

Longjump training

Anyone else need a toilet break?

'Can you hang on a sec - I'm on the phone.'

'Helen! Have you seen my t-square?'

Dance Classes: Watch Your Step

"We'd give you a hand but they never leave our sides."

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"I appreciate the offer, but I'll let you know if and when I need a combat escort."