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Longjump training

"The meeting will come to order."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Swimming Prankster

Office Park

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Honey! We're home!"

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

High Jump

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Having It All

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Cheerleaders

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

At the golf detox clinic.

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

It's over the hurdle not under...

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"I had writer's block for a decade and couldn't make any progress on my novel. The creative process was at a standstill, although there was some consolation in churning out three Grammy winning jazz albums."

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

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