Jumps Specialist Pillows

Longjump training

"The meeting will come to order."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Swimming Prankster

Office Park

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Honey! We're home!"

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

High Jump

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Having It All

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Cheerleaders

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

At the golf detox clinic.

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

It's over the hurdle not under...

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"I had writer's block for a decade and couldn't make any progress on my novel. The creative process was at a standstill, although there was some consolation in churning out three Grammy winning jazz albums."

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'We're looking for someone who doesn't mind, and is willing to take a pay cut from time to time...'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!