Sickness Satirist Pillows

Cold Remedies

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Merry Christmas

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'Another sick note from your employer !'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

State of the Union

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Mask Autumn

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

New Shades 2020

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

'Rona Lisa

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Energy Drinks

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"Don't worry. Very soon you'll be back to what passes as normal for you."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

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