Sickness Satirist Pillows

Cold Remedies

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Merry Christmas

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'Another sick note from your employer !'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

State of the Union

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Mask Autumn

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

New Shades 2020

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

'Rona Lisa

Energy Drinks

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

God and Adam implement social distancing

"Don't worry. Very soon you'll be back to what passes as normal for you."