Siblings Who Own Pets Pillows

Cat and Dog Fights.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Collies Without Borders

"This never happened."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Pet Entertainers

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Dog Birthdays

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

State of the Art Dog.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Jumping Dogs

Man wearing a dog cone

If dogs were psychiatrists.

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"