Siblings Who Own Pets T-Shirts

Cat and Dog Fights.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

Collies Without Borders

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Pet Entertainers

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

State of the Art Dog.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Jumping Dogs

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Man wearing a dog cone

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'