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"Mom, I don't like being the oldest child. It's lonely at the top."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Reflected Glory

Desert Mirage

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

Balloon Flight

"Can I see his resume?"

Big Brother

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

"You already have one of each. With whom are you dissatisfied?"

"They had decided, without consulting me, mind you, that I should be a house cat. I happen to like the outdoors, so I escaped and started my travels..."

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'The worst part is listening to my parents' comparisons to my brother. He's a smart phone.'

'I'm gonna die.'

"Your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's"

"There's really a baby in there? Whatcha do...eat him?"

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

'It's only an owl.'

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

George Orwell - the early years...