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"Mom, I don't like being the oldest child. It's lonely at the top."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Reflected Glory

Desert Mirage

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Can I see his resume?"

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

Balloon Flight

Big Brother

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

'The worst part is listening to my parents' comparisons to my brother. He's a smart phone.'

'It's only an owl.'

"You already have one of each. With whom are you dissatisfied?"

"They had decided, without consulting me, mind you, that I should be a house cat. I happen to like the outdoors, so I escaped and started my travels..."

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

'I'm gonna die.'

"Your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your sister's"

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

"There's really a baby in there? Whatcha do...eat him?"