Sibling Supporters T-Shirts

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Count on the People

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

The Election Strategy

Reflected Glory

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

Trump Memorial

"So, the inevitable sequel."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

British Prime Ministers.

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

G.O.P. Parade

Pterodactyl Pteenagers.

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

Crossing Lake Travis

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

'Republican Valentines' They really love the word 'NO!'

Big Brother

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."