Sibling Dealing With Legal Issues T-Shirts

"Your divorce lawyer has impeccable credentials Mitzi, but have you met mine? Presenting...Giganticus!"

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

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A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'They're dog roses!'

"First snowman?"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"It's an Eyesaur."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'