Sibling Announcement Pillows

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Come dine with me!

The Art Student.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

At the Museum

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Reach for the Star.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Do you guys serve beer?"